January 2012
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New Years Resolutions
“If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.”
Run at least 3 competitive half-marathons
Continue all previous diet restrictions
Stop taking myself so seriously
Two more chances (ififif)
Love more, troll less
Make good choices
Improve grades
“Reciprocity”
Be happy
Simple enough, I think.
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“You are not your bra size, nor are you the width of your waist, nor are you the...”
– Unknown (via girlinthegreenscarf)
December 2011
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Anonymous asked: Who is the sexiest?
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Anonymous asked: If you had to be a comic book superhero who would it be and why.
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liliumbell asked: 3, 62, and 72. Btw, nice icon. ;)
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I think,
the reason why I’ve never been able to complete a story is because I’m telling it all wrong in the first place. This is about writing btw.
When I was younger, I’d start up these stories with these grandiose plans of having it published and making it big as an author.
NOPE.
I’d have the general idea, the start, the outline of the entire story. It’s just that I...
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter that he claims to have not written but was still published under his name)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "We should replace bilingual education with immersion in English so people learn the common language of the country and they learn the language of prosperity, not the language of living in a ghetto." (2007)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
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Anonymous asked: 49, I didn't mean literally sorry! :(((
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meopat asked: 48, 49! :)
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Anonymous asked: 5,12,14,44
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404-13#
That’s the number that shows up whenever my brother calls from Afghanistan. Nothing else on caller ID shows up and my family normally doesn’t pick up numbers we don’t recognize, but, it’s only 6 numbers, no way we can mess that up.
Over the years since first joining the Army, he calls home less. No explanation there, and I’m not looking for one- I think it’s...
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Christmas gift suggestions:
ellobofilipino:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
by Oren Arnold
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The baby in Harry Potter 1 is Albus Severus in...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1196732/ - Saunders Triplets
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4096849/ - Arthur Bowen
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The Chancellor and the Student, or, Speaking Truth... →
rapisoffensive:
An article in the Huffington Post about a student at UC Davis who unrelentingly called the chancellor’s office for a meeting and the bizarre turn of events that followed. How shameful of Chancellor Katehi to lie and throw her staff and other under the Unitrans bus to save herself. She sure knows how to keep running away…
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my friend Danny and I had been planning on writing and directing a movie since high school. I think we started freshmen year, during one of the many walks from the locker room to the baseball field.
It’s been four year of baseball- and three years since baseball ended. That’s a lot of planning. So far, we have no story line, no characters, no general coherent sequence of events to...
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Things You Learn In College →
ruderandz:
This list was hella good!
My personal favorite was: “procrastination becomes an art” Don’t I know it?!?! hahaha
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Rape of Iraqi Women by US Forces as Weapon of War:... →
“In April 2004, new photographs were sent to La Voz de Aztlan from confidential sources depicting the shocking rapes of two Iraqi women by what are purported to be US Military Intelligence personnel and private US mercenaries in military fatigues. It is now known, Cienfuegos wrote in May 2004, that hundreds of these photographs had been in circulation among the troops in Iraq. The graphic photos...
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17 Films to Look Forward to in 2012 →
This past year could accurately have been called The Year of the Franchise. Eight of 2011’s ten top-grossing movies have been sequels, with the remaining two—Thor and Captain America—earning an asterisk for being newer entries in the larger Marvel superhero franchise. Six of the movies were in 3D. Quality has been schizophrenic at best. The top-grossing movie, Harry Potter and the Deathly...
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I’m watching Friends bloopers, and I realized- Matthew Perry is an amazing troll.
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Golden Turtle Lion Dance Association →
With more times comes more productivity. Presenting the ex-Lion Dance Club @ UC Davis’ new primary website.
So that happened… in other news: http://gtlda.tumblr.com/
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I applied to Sears three summers ago, they just sent me an email thanking me for my interest and apologizing for not being able to offer me a job. Another e-mail in my inbox reads, “Sears is hiring!”
Get it together Sears.
Anonymous asked: Round 10:A man is only strong as me. A woman wed has no need for me. I sneak around the deaf and muddle the wise.
Anonymous asked: Do you have a gf?
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